Sunday, January 06, 2008

A Varitable Potpuree of Topics

I’d like to make a few remarks about “Handicap Theology”. As you know the mantra of Born Again to outsiders (including me) is “Die to Self”. However another trait touted as a virtue is deliberately cutting off your nose to spite your face. Rev. Peacock once preached on a Greek guy who cut off his little finger because he said it was “in the way” producing certain pottery. In the book “Misery” Annie Wilkes speaks of South Africans who cut off one or both feet of slaves who worked in the mines so that they would not escape. In another book I read how Roman condemned prisoners who worked in the sulpher mines branded them and then gorged out an eye with a hot poker so I guess they’d look so hideous they’d never want to show their face above ground. Of course you have ghettoized handicapped communities such as deaf people, where they see people who don’t sign as outsiders and aliens. Of course many Christians “tie half their brain behind their backs” like Rush Limbaugh. They deliberately pride themselves on their newfound stupidity. As you know Gene Scott has made the statement, “I hate people who know it all”. I bed he does. That must mean he hates God. What he really hates is anybody who actually knows more than he does, as all pastors do.

Today I was playing an old video tape from late August mid September of 1993. There was a Star Trek episode about aliens taking over people’s bodies. There was President Clinton’s speech on health care. And there was Days of our Lives where Samantha was screwing around with the life of her sister, Carrie. You saw a younger, sexier Carrie, and a much younger Lucas Roberts. And there was also a scene about Roman and Abe Carver digging around the life of Stephano. They never heard the valued adage, “Let dead dogs lie”. Sometimes digging for worms only resurrects them. In my own life the late spring and early summer had been a bad one for me in terms of event following hard upon event overwhelming me. They say “Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Don’t believe that for a minute. The events of mid 1993 started me to drinking alcohol and made me a decidedly “weaker” individual than I was.

Some people don’t like churches that after you are supposedly “saved” say, “That is all well and good but you really can’t be sure you’re saved unless you jump through all of our hoops.” Wouldn’t you like to tell the pastor of such a church to go fuck himself, and use the Bible as your scriptural support? I think it’s time for a new denomination of the Church of the Sanctified “Go Fuck Yourself!”

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The Federation is still sticking to their support for Mit Romney. I wish they weren’t so lilly-livered about recommending the Chargers. They were so bearish on themselves after listening to them you might have bet on Tennessee. Fortunately Charger power rose to the occasion and prevailed despite them. The Federation is still bullish on Romney. Apparently all the Republicans were “piling on” Romney in the debate last night- - that I missed- - and he “wasn’t a member of their club” because of his money. But the Federation states “Having money to spend in yourself is no vice” and they also say, “Being smart and having the ability to accomplish things- is no vice”. Of course one has to wonder whether an assasenation is in Obama’s future. We all know that “the system” won’t let the Black man get ahead, so- - what will they do to stop him this time? It would be the first time since 1960 that a true visionary liberal was a party’s standard bearer for president. People say that the Hillary Clinton campaign is close to a melt-down. They can’t “go after Obama” like they would anyone else, because they don’t want to be seen as opposing a worthy Black man. And they reason that in the remote event Hillary loses, they don’t want to ruin her chances for advancing in the Senate to a status such as majority because she is seen as vicious and vindictive.

Here’s some stuff that has never appeared in my writings before. As you may know from 1973 tro 1975 when Richi Vallenz “died” a second time so to speak, Richi lived in Stanton and had human friends. What I have never said before is that I never met any of these HUMAN friends personally but have only seen photographs of them and heard how they sing. Bill Bormann and Timothy Langly are “OK” according to the Federation to mention (not that I need their permission to mention the others by name) but there is some Federation rule about naming associates of Romulins you’ve never met. There were three “New CMK Members” in 1971. The third person was expelled as a CMK member in June of 1972 and is roomered to have overdosed on heroin in January of 1974. My information on this is scanty but I’ve heard nothing to contradict it. This individual is honored on our latest compilation and here’s how you find the piece. Find the two consecutive songs that are written by the same writing team. It’s the second song. As you know I list my city as Stanton. I’m not saying I’d lie about anything but you people know us internet people are a bunch of natural born liars. If my stuff is 90% true you should count yourself lucky. Here’s another secret. When I first met Zachery as a seven month old baby on April 13th. 1976 I got the distinct impression the baby already knew me and expected me to know who he was. The Romulans, by how nervous they acted, also seemed to indicate it was “one of their own- - that I knew” who was Zachery, and NOT the illustrious Brian Jones. So this has always been a possibility- - just one I don’t talk about much. The other day as I was typing I got the distinct impression that someone had come in the room and was standing behind me. As I was about to turn off “Bad Moon Rising” that was playing the voice “No, this song is a good omen- - because it is an exit point”. Demmis Wilson “escaped” a body as it was being born in 1984 in the sign of Cancer “with a bad moon rising”. It’s too bad people can’t astrally escape their bodies. In Dennis Wilson’s case he boomeranged back into the body in late August of 1985 and was stuck for another couple of years or so before getting out. “Jumping Jack Flash” is said to be an autobiographical song about Dennis Wilson in this brief life.

The writer's strike really sucks, doesn't it. Just be glad I'm not subject to that. Now we hear that late night talk show hosts will attempt to boost their ratings by having each other as guests on their shows. In late news Obama is now leading in New Hampshire by double digits. We progressives could not ask for better news. We now have a chance to grab the brass ring that we last got a glimpse of before April of 1968. Unlike Christian pastors, we don't believe in whining, harranging, cajoling or threatening our listeners. We take a page out of Joel Olsteen and merely speak of things as though they were true. Amazingly the reason why other Christians have troubles is because they play the game of hot potato that they'd got to get rid of quickly. By the way I bet you didn't know I'm a "Let It Be" virgin. This is one movie to this day I have never seen, but of course everybody else speaks of the events that take place in it. I owe several of the inspirations of songs below to Yahoo sixties rock. The JA song is track 7 from their 3rd. album. Of course "2-A" has already been listed back in May of 2006.

BELOW THE RADAR SCREEN VOL 2-B

Gloria (The Doors)

Acapulco Gold (Rainy Days) (??)

Evil Hearted You (Yardbirds)

She (Monkees)

Use Your Imagination (Guess Who)

Devil with the Blue Dress On (Mitch Ryder)

Beechwood Park (Zonbies)

Twelve Thirty (Mamas and Papas)

I Ain’t Never Loved A Man, the Way- - - (Aritha Franklin)

She Said She Said (Beatles)

Cream Puff Wars (Grateful Dead)

Flying on the Ground is No Good (?) (Buffalo Springfield)

Six O Clock (Loving Spoonfulls)

Sun Shine Girl (artist?)

Ooogum Boogum (Brenton Woods)

Love Is Strange (Peaches and Herb)

Never My Live (Association)


BELOW THE RADAR SCREEN (Vol. 2-C)

Summer Wine (Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood)

In My Own Time (Bee Gees)

See Things My Way (The Who)

Rain on the Roof (Loving Spoonful)

It’s All Too Much (The Beatles)

I Want to Take You Higher (Ike & Tina Turner)

Connection (Rolling Stones)

My Own Tombstone (Procol Herem)

I’m A Real Straight Shooter (Mamas & Papas)

I’d Rather Have My Country Die for Me (Jefferson Airplane)

Colored Rain (Traffic)

She’s Got Medals (David Bowie)

I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight (Boyce & Hart)

Valerie (Monkees)

Hoochy Coochy Man (Steppinwolf)

Child of the Moon (Rolling Stones)

Hang ‘em High (Booker T. & the M. G’s.)

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